家書   

有個大學生零用錢花光了，日子難捱，想向老爸要錢，又不好意思明講，於是他寫了這封流傳千古的家書：
$eptember $ixth, 1998
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome a$ $oon a$ po$$ible.Thank$.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $am

父母的回函更是技高一籌：
NOvember second, 1998
Dear Sam:
NOthing much is happening here. NObody is sick.We have NOthing else to tell you. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad 

   
資料來源：micky